My Cousin Went Bonkers by Josh

Leaves are falling out of a tree.

While I am in having a wee.

I went out and found conkers.

Then my cousin went bonkers.

It started to rain.

And my cousin fell down a drain.

I saw some nuts.

And I fell and got some cuts.

My sister wouldn't give me popcorn.

So I made her eat an acorn.

She told my mam.

So I covered her with jam.