Easter Sunday

My Fantastic Dream by Travis

I dreamt I played with United,
I dreamt I played with Rooney,
But any time he got the ball,
He went a little looney.

When the match finally ended
I heard them all sing.
When I got home I proposed
With a big gold ring.

Dreaming I'm a boxer

I dreamt I was a famous boxer

Jabbing each person in the face

Winning every ever game

By my opponent falling over his lace.

I dreamt the ref held my hand high,

My gloves were made of pure gold...

Sadly the dream ended when Ma shouted:

"Josh, get up when you're told!"